The Hippo's Ass would like to congratulate Bernie and David on their Wedding, Saturday, September 24. David, also known as "Mike," is the co-owner of the Ronnie Rayguns. Bernadette, also known as "Rachel," and "David" are currently on their honeymoon, so we can make fun of the wedding all this week without them knowing.

The Hippo's Ass was lucky to get this photo of a note "Mike" passed one of his Best Men, "Ranchie", about 15 minutes into the ceremony:

Tomorrow, we get an inside look at the "Making of a Best Man Speech." The Hippo's Ass has obtained a copy of "Ranchie's" notes.


In other news, Don Adams passed away today. Growing up, my siblings and I loved to watch Get Smart so much that we named our two cats, 99 and 86.

I'm sure a legion of Angels is welcoming Mr. Adams into that big Cone of Silence in the sky.

Would your believe a barbershop quartet?

Would you believe a Cub Scout and a cowbell?

RIP Mr. Smart