Thursday, July 13, 2006


Welcome visitors of this blog looking for famed glass blowers living in Murano, Italy.

This entry is about a completely different type of Glassmaster. This one floats, has a fish finder and seats four comfortably.

Say hello to my little friend.

Its as old as I am and more than twice my size (as most people in this world are). It needs a little bit of TLC (as I do from time to time) but it floats (which is something I have a hard time doing) and it finds fish (again, something I have a hard time doing).


  • 1969 Glassmaster Boat
  • 15ft long (but I suspect it might be longer)
  • 55 hp / 2 cycle engine
  • Electric Start
  • Fishfinder
  • Two way marine radio
  • Two 5 gallon gas tanks
  • Four seats (fold down for more room)
  • Bilge pump
  • Fishing pole holders

Now...Who wants to go Fishing???????

P.S. More good news. Rumor has it that there is an Arrested Development movie in the works, being produced by Ron Howard. This is not to be confused with the porno film A Breasted Development, being produced by Chris. (See the Evatt Blog for updates)

Friday, July 07, 2006

I Would Like to Thank Xenu for Making All This Possible

Welcome to Scientology visitors. Have I a deal for you! In honor of the South Park episode ripping your beloved cult...cough...religion being nominated for an Emmy, I am offering you a special deal on a new "religion".


Its the SAME as Scientology...only cheaper. Send me only $1,000. (that's nearly $99,000 off the Hubbard price!!!!) You get everything that Scientology offers, including a list of really weird names to call your kid. How about Phlem? That one's a freebee just for signing up today.

Plus, you can quit at any time! We won't make you stay in a hotel in Clearwater for days without water and let you be bitten by cockroaches or refuse to take you to the nearest hospital.

Call Now!!!!

Well, well, well.....The Emmy nominations came out yesterday and what comedy series garnered FOUR mentions?

Which at this writing was still cancelled and NOT picked up by Showtime.

  • Best Comedy Series
  • Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
  • Best Writing for a Comedy Series
  • Single-Camera Picture Editing for a Comedy

I hope they win at least one statue so they can take it and show it up the arse of FOX Entertainment Executives.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Rovian Conundrum

Welcome to those of you looking for info on possible Karl Rove misdeeds. Sadly we will never see this happen:

Even sadder is the fact that today, I find out that The Wiz Kid himself is a Pike. Yes, THAT Pike. Capital P. Pi Kappa Alpha.


Good news is, Jon Stewart from The Daily Show is a Pike also.

And balance was returned to the world.

Fantasy Football starts again real soon. Saw a FF Magazine in the checkout line of Kroger's the other day. I'm back searching for a QB again. Seems like this ONE position always makes me or breaks me.

First round draft pick this year.

I've got a few more fishing tales up my sleeve till then....