Thursday, October 20, 2005

Super Lucky Crazy Monkey #8 Presents!

This Week’s Picks,

This week we feature two guest game pickers: Our own Ranchie (The secret identity of the Ronnie Rayguns owner) and the King of Calypso, the man "the Man" is trying to hold back, Looney Louis himself.

Super Lucky Crazy Monkey #8 says, the Hippo’s Ass can not be held liable for what these two predict or the words we have put in the mouth of both Ranchie or Louis F:


First Game Dirty Diapers vs Poker Dawgs

Ranchie: Dawgs are licking their wound. No healthy QB and no Moss equals a scary week to be a gambling pooch. Prediction: Diapers win in a blow out; 125-85.

Louis: I had a vision-like experience climbing a mountain, on the top of which is a temple to the Mexo-American Christ figure, Ketso Quato. And one of these little UFOs came over that mountain and I was signaled from a group of persons to come. And I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle, where I heard the voice of my leader and teacher, the Honorable Elijah Mohammed, saying these words to me: Dawgs by 2

Ronnie Ray Guns versus Thong Song.

Ranchie: With Alexander the Great on a bye week and a humbled Culpepper, Thong will likely be singing a sad song this week. Prediction: RayGuns take the season series from TS; 112-102.

Louis: 6,000 years ago, an evil scientist named Yacob, a black scientist, created the white man, therefore Culpepper will be victorious. Thong Song by 7

Super Bowel Movement versus Darth Portnoy's Revenge.

Ranchie Is this the week that DPR notches his first win? Not this week. Sorry. Prediction: SBM wins 80-22.

Louis: The demise of the once great team of Darth Portnoy’s Revenge is one that can be blamed on the government. THEY injured DPR’s players, THEY made him miss a bye week lineup, THEY blew up the levees, now the levees are dry. An you think those good ol’boys drinking whiskey and rye are saying this will be the day they’ll die? Hell no! This is the day SBM dies! DPR in their first win.

The Luke Sky Augers versus Loonies on the Grass

Ranchie: Peyton and Harrison hook up for 7 TDs this week. The commish rewards each touchdown with a bonus point for being a new NFL record. LSA still tries to find the force. Prediction: Loonies roll 104-77

Louis: Luke Sky Augers is almost like a UFO thing. I like that. Luke’s Father was really James Earl Jones. Sky Augers by 14.

UPSET OF THE WEEK: Pigs in Training versus Beastie Tool of Rage.

Ranchie: PIT owner Brian is still distracted by his love/hate relationship with his best man. "He beats me like Ike on Tina, yet plans one heck of a Stag Party?!" Prediction: BTR makes a move for 500; 97-93.

Louis: Why did the Pig cross the road you ask? The road, you see, represents the black man. The Pig "crossed" the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. What does this have to do with this game? The Hell if I know! I don’t like the Pigs! RAGE my brothers, RAGE!!!

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Next Week!

Super Lucky Crazy Monkey #8 takes a few days off (maybe) to do his part against the forthcoming super-ultra-pandemic (New and Improved!) avian flu. Tune in next week as the bird carcus count rises...

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usually when one returns from rehab, they stay off the sauce for at least a week. Come on, DPR over the SBM? That's just silly.

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