Pumpkin Porn

Welcome to all the perverts who use the word Porn in their search engines. What's really scary is that you are actually looking for Pumpkin Porn. What exactly were you going to do with that pumpkin? What do you think, that just because Republicans now think its "trendy" to be pedofiles, all you GOPers can come out of the closet with your sick perversions. Here is a picture of Former Congressman Foley's Pumkin from last year.

Meanwhile, its Halloween. The Night is also known as the Festival of Samhain or Oíche Shamhna to the Irish, Calan Gaeaf to the Welsh, Allantide to the Cornish and Hop-tu-Naa to the Manx.
Halloween is also called Pooky Night in some parts of Ireland.

Pooky Night?

In the state of Utah and throughout the world where members of the Mormon faith reside, Halloween is an occasion when the trunks of cars are decorated and the cars parked at the church where "trick-or-treaters" go from trunk to trunk and there are prizes for those best decorated, a phenomenon known as "trunk-or-treating"

Silly Mormons.

I've been overdosing on Scarey films the past 10 days. Saw FRankenstein at the Old Redford Theatre last Friday. AMC has had its Monsterfest going on. Creature from the Black Lagoon is still a great movie...but I hate the Hellraiser movies.

Best Movie of the Week?

Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about.

Don't think this is going to become a habit.....

Everything is New Again

You never thought it would happen.

Nearly eight weeks into the Fantasy Football season you had pretty much given up all hope of seeing it happen. Week after week you are disappointed and let down.

But finally, here, in week eight, you got it.

A Win. Congrats Thong Song. You’re as good as the Detroit Lions.

In Other News....

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission today charged Delphi Corp. and 13 people, including former chairman J.T. Battenberg III, with financial fraud, accusing them of manipulating Delphi’s earnings between 2000 and 2004

Meanwhile, the Blue Hippo League is investigating Delphi employee and Poker Dawgs owner Joe concerning his scores since 2000.

“There’s been definitely some inflation on the Dawg’s part over the years. Why, I’ve even seen some “discrepencies" while measuring the length of Fish caught on the fishing trips,” said Luke SkyAuger’s owner Mark. Mark is also under investigation for inflating fish sizes on Fishing trips.


November is National Reading Month

We are asking team owners around the league what they are reading:

Hal: Fields of Fire by James Webb. It contains an interesting way to greet someone. Brother’s don’t shake..they……um…
Ben Roberts: Sisters by Lynne Cheney. Now we know why her daughter turned out the way she did.
Joe: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Actually, its just the jacket cover. I have a Mad Magazine underneath. He he he…The Black Spy killed the White Spy with an anvil!
Dave: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Scott: Blogging for Dummies
Justin: Inside Job: Unmasking the 9/11 conspiracies by Jim Marrs
Chris: The Rector of Justin: A Novel by Louis Auchincloss. I misread the second word of the title.
Mark E. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt. I KNEW that Transvestite sounded familiar!
Mark A: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. I thought it was about how to catch fish. Better yet, I bought the audio book version.
Brian: The Desperate Housewives Cookbook. I thought there’d be more photos of Eva Longoria in nothing but an apron.

........More later

Glassmaster

Welcome visitors of this blog looking for famed glass blowers living in Murano, Italy.

This entry is about a completely different type of Glassmaster. This one floats, has a fish finder and seats four comfortably.

Say hello to my little friend.



Its as old as I am and more than twice my size (as most people in this world are). It needs a little bit of TLC (as I do from time to time) but it floats (which is something I have a hard time doing) and it finds fish (again, something I have a hard time doing).

Stats:

• 1969 Glassmaster Boat
• 15ft long (but I suspect it might be longer)
• 55 hp / 2 cycle engine
• Electric Start
• Fishfinder
• Two way marine radio
• Two 5 gallon gas tanks
• Four seats (fold down for more room)
• Bilge pump
• Fishing pole holders

Now...Who wants to go Fishing???????

P.S. More good news. Rumor has it that there is an Arrested Development movie in the works, being produced by Ron Howard. This is not to be confused with the porno film A Breasted Development, being produced by Chris. (See the Evatt Blog for updates)

I Would Like to Thank Xenu for Making All This Possible

Welcome to Scientology visitors. Have I a deal for you! In honor of the South Park episode ripping your beloved cult...cough...religion being nominated for an Emmy, I am offering you a special deal on a new "religion".

Scottology.

Its the SAME as Scientology...only cheaper. Send me only $1,000. (that's nearly $99,000 off the Hubbard price!!!!) You get everything that Scientology offers, including a list of really weird names to call your kid. How about Phlem? That one's a freebee just for signing up today.

Plus, you can quit at any time! We won't make you stay in a hotel in Clearwater for days without water and let you be bitten by cockroaches or refuse to take you to the nearest hospital.

Call Now!!!!

Well, well, well.....The Emmy nominations came out yesterday and what comedy series garnered FOUR mentions?

Which at this writing was still cancelled and NOT picked up by Showtime.

• Best Comedy Series
• Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• Best Writing for a Comedy Series
• Single-Camera Picture Editing for a Comedy

I hope they win at least one statue so they can take it and show it up the arse of FOX Entertainment Executives.

Rovian Conundrum

Welcome to those of you looking for info on possible Karl Rove misdeeds. Sadly we will never see this happen:



Even sadder is the fact that today, I find out that The Wiz Kid himself is a Pike. Yes, THAT Pike. Capital P. Pi Kappa Alpha.

Sigh...

Good news is, Jon Stewart from The Daily Show is a Pike also.

And balance was returned to the world.

Fantasy Football starts again real soon. Saw a FF Magazine in the checkout line of Kroger's the other day. I'm back searching for a QB again. Seems like this ONE position always makes me or breaks me.

First round draft pick this year.

I've got a few more fishing tales up my sleeve till then....