Relax my friends. You now have the easy comfort of knowing that the extra money you are paying at the pump (the highest since Hurricane Katrina {I guess it wasn’t Katrina after all, huh?}) will go toward a good cause.
Those extra cents on the dollar will help this poor unfortunate fellow to finally fix that snaggle tooth that has been plaguing him his whole life.
Who is he? Why that’s retired EXXON Chairman Lee Raymond, who was awarded one of the most generous retirement packages in history, nearly $400 million, including pension, stock options and other perks, such as a $1 million consulting deal, two years of home security, personal security, a car and driver, and use of a corporate jet for professional purposes.
Wonder why he needs the security?????
Take Off!
Finally, in the third part of our Tim Horton’s trilogy, Justin sends in this photo of what he found under a Roll Up The Rim to Win cup. Nice. Did you win a Took?
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